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The orgasmic Presidency of Don “Juan” Trump
You expect lewd and lascivious acts from Donald J. Trump, and you usually get them. When you think that Trump has fallen below the lowest common denominator, out of thin air comes the point you feel cannot be matched, even by Trump himself.
At a weekend campaign rally in October with a few thousand of his cultlike followers, Trump stooped to perhaps his lowest level. Lower even than his crude, crusty talk about grabbing women in their panties, “cause they like you to do it.” Smaller than mocking a reporter with Down Syndrome, lower than whining about John McCain, while McCain laid in state in the Rotunda, lower than separating children from their parents and locking them up in cages, more denigrating than anything he has ever done before this weekend.
Moaning and groaning, Trump simulated an orgasm while mentioning the name of Lisa Page. One wonders where his mind was as he went through this mental masturbation in public. Again, Trump has one-upped former President Barack Obama, who would never in his wildest dream, embarrassed himself in the fashion of Trump.
The fake orgasm was tasteless, crass, and defaming of the reputation of Page, a former FBI attorney, whom Trump claim was out to prevent him from winning the presidency in 2016.
