Russia, China, North Korea, If You Are Listening

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If you are listening North Korea, you can count on Donald Trump to prevent the FBI from spying on you while you spy on his American political opponents. He said as much as a few days ago. Trump loves to get cute love letters from your leader. Keep sending Trump these love letters, and before you know it, you will have built your nuclear bombs under Trump’s very nose.

Go ahead Russia, dig up what you can on Joe Biden the polls show that Biden is a clear threat to remove Trump from the White House next year. If Biden is elected, your days of meddling in the American election process is over; and you will have to fight harder for any oil you remove from Syria.

China if you are listening, toss Trump some nasty information on Bernie Sanders. If you are looking, do a little opposition research on Kamala, Pete, and Elizabeth. Stop them dead in their track and steal the election for Donald Trump. Otherwise, Trump will lose to with someone not easily distracted by false tariff wars, and you will not be able to continue to steal American corporate secrets.

Russia, China, North Korea, if you are listening, let me make this very clear in a high school basketball cheer:

Trump, Trump, Trump he’s your man,

if anyone can help you defeat the Americans,